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לָכֵ֞ן אֲחַלֶּק־לֹ֣ו בָרַבִּ֗ים וְאֶת־עֲצוּמִים֮ יְחַלֵּ֣ק שָׁלָל֒ תַּ֗חַת אֲשֶׁ֨ר הֶעֱרָ֤ה לַמָּ֙וֶ

Lacey: If you've got to cursed with being a pasty white boy in America, there aren't a whole lot of options. Sure, the economic and social structure of your society is made to benefit you. Sure, you're a member of an elite racial society in the upper class of the richest country on Earth. But sometimes you can't get laid, and sometimes those black girls are just too fucking loud. Dan: And that means, sometimes, you just need to bring a rifle (which they let you buy there for some reason) into your church, or your school, and just kill as many people as you can until you die. Lacey: Or the police escort you out with a bulletproof vest. Dan:

Donald Trump The 45th President of the United States of America Basic Information: Name: Donald John Trump Age: 70 Height: 6'3" Weight: 198 lbs. Occupation: Former Chairman of the Trump Organization; President of the United States Feats -Trained at New York Military Academy; by age 18, he had become a Captain -Graduated Wharton School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Economics -Inherited Elizabeth Trump & Son and, with a small loan of a million dollars by his father, created one of the world's strongest real estate corporations -Created the Wollman Rink - expected to take 2.5 years and $2.7 million - in three months for $1.95 mi

Carly Shay Name: Carlotta 'Carly' Shay (Megan Jessica Parker) Birthdate: July 24, 1994 [Age 18 by EoS] (May 14, 1994) (January 14, 1994) Height: 5'4" | 168 cm Weight: 119 lbs. | 54 kg Blood Type: B Titles: Genius, Evil Little Girl, Demon Home: Seattle, Washington, USA Feats: -Tormented Drake and Josh for years -Bought a goat on the Internet and hid it from Aubrey and Walter -Freed Drake and Josh from the Orangutan-eating man -After moving to Seattle with , began her hit webshow iCarly -Has won multiple awards, including: ➣Received a positive review by Nevel Papperman of Nevelocity.com (iNevel) ➣Had the Plain White T's perform

The proper name for the first warrior is Cú Chulainn. DeviantArt does not allow accented letters in titles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arise, ye kings of Macha, Valiant in your deeds! The Badb doth covet Imbel's kine. Blood of hearts pours out! Goodly heroes' battle rushes in With deeds of valour! Hearts all red with gore: Brows turned in flight. Dismay of battle riseth. For there was never found One like unto Cuchulain, Hound that Macha's weal doth work! Quickly, If it

George Washington vs Peter the Great One of them is a rebel, against the very embodiment of absolutism. Both are legendary leaders of their nation, but who would win in a fight? --- “Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.” Peter the Great Born: Pyotr Alekseyevich, June 9th, 1672 Height: 6'8" Title: By the grace of God, the most excellent and great sovereign prince Pyotr Alekseevich the ruler all the Russias: of Moscow, of Kiev, of Vladimir, of Novgorod, Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan and Tsar of Siberia, sovereign of Pskov, great prince of Smolensk, Tversk, Yugorsk, Permsky, Vya

Lizzie Name: Lizzie Shinkicker Origin: SomethingAwful, SynthOrange Age: 18 Height: 61.29 in Weight: 95.51 lbs Occupation: Ruler of 2/3 of creation FEATS: Won the Harvest Combat Festival many times Achieved superhuman attributes Defeated her rival, Wendy in a brutal curbstomp of epic proportions Easily one of the strongest and smartest beings in her universe Ascended to both realms of the afterlife, defeated both of their strongest warriors, and committed regicide and a coup to gain control over the world of man -She has control over 2/3 of creation, excluding Heaven Came back from the dead Origin: When people on Earth became faithless, God

Dan: We've finally come together for our first fight in a month. We've analyzed all the data and come to our conclusion. Lacie: Wheelchair Guy or Qwop. Oh boy. Dan: The time has arrived to see who would win the Clash of Warriors. Let's get this show on the road. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bucktoothed Charles sat with his face barely two inches off his computer screen, obsessing himself over the gored riders dying on his screen. The latest edition of Happy Wheels had finally come out! Bucktooth Charles was a big fan

("Nine-Tails, you are merely a momentary life, a temporary existence of coalesced energy… energy that once was a single, ultimate form! An unstable force, lacking in intelligence or sapience, you require a guide to show you purpose. That guide is the Uchiha! The tailed beasts are but slaves to those with blessed eyes. Obey!") Name: Uchiha Madara Age: Height: Weight: Occupation: Co-founder of Konohagakure Theme: Feats: Great ninja during the Warring States Period, considered a genius and master combatant Battled Hashirama Senju many times, though never succeeded Escaped death Master planner who convinced Obito Uchiha to his side Even a